Ex-Rookie

So here's the thing...my new work place is fantastic...and my new collegues-even better!
The one I wish to mention about has been christened "Ex-Rookie" by yours truly...and she surely says the darnest of all things!
Read a few quips to know what i mean -
* I look fat upside down! (Standing in the elevator, looking up at the ceiling that reflected her image)
* Fuck! I hate my hands... (just 'coz she couldn't carry 10 thousand things that she wanted to while crossing the ever-crowded road)
We have christened our immediate authorities as CP & CB (yeah some kick we get outta it).