#Bored

U'd know how bored Ex-rookie and me were on Friday nite at wrk... chk out our conversation!


me: hey - u r my psycho-analysis guru/devi !!!!
R: i thought u were calling me ur psycho-- your own personal psycho weapon to launch on others
me: hahaha
that too!!!!
me: u kick some royal arse!
i like i like
R: no. my short height actually prevents me from kicking ass
me: bt u reach the ryt spot
R: but i give a good kick in the balls, occasionally
me: or even a punch
eeeuuu!!!!
R: yeah, have done both
me: u hv !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: to very satisfying results
me: tel me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: yeah, look at my height
me: hmm… explains a lot
R: kneed a guy once and punched another once
the punch was a joke, but it still hurt
me: in the groin!??? u punched a guy thr!
wow
i punched a moron in his stomach once
kinda bad
R: though the stomach hurts more
the balls hurt their ego also even more
me: hmm… true story
oh m sooo bored….i wna do smthg fun
R: like dancing naked?
me: tht wud b too much o fun .... for the office ppl !
R: yeah, fun baantne se baddhta hai
me: yeh gum nahi hai --- fun hai
R: gum bantne se thodi badhta hai
me: mera gum badega -- unka fun badega
R: we are not talking of chewing gum here
you are too picky
just select a good fun activity and stick to it
i vote for dancing naked
majority wins
me: majority!!!!??????
R: oh sorry, im the minority here
me: u r ONE person
ONE TINY person
one Point
R: ONE person can make all the difference
me: or a line
a standing line
err.. i mean - vertical
R: Yeah, one sober standing like
yea, i got tha
me: hehehe
R: you dirty mind
me: me clean mind
i wntd to clean the floor too (*hd spilled some coffee on the office floor and volunteered to clean it but the office boy was too nice to let me)
R: yeah sure
oh god aunty
stop worrying abt the floor
what are you so worried abt
me: m jz telling u how clean i m
R: you are not gonna sleep on it
me: and my mind too
R: oh yeah, by that logic sahara people would be the biggest perverts on earth
me: if u punch me - i mite sleep thr
hahahaahahah
*bt y?
i mean - y sahara ppl
R: desert
no water
me: euuu
R: they are also one of the poorest
me: i thot of the company -sahara
hum hain sahara - bharat hai humara
R: joke understanding #FAIL
me: joke understanding #a notch higher
R: hashtagging #fail
me: fail #fail
R: Fail #fail= #WIN
and i am #WIN
ha you #fail
me: it aint - like 2 negatives mk a positive
#jz so that u kno
me: u wna go eat smthg now? or on the way to high spirit wid CB?
heheh
R: yeah, i'll have something with chubby boy
me: niceeee
i c a "glee" #Nice
R: glee?
me: m gonna #-ish u
R: hashish me
oh i'd like that
me: all the time - as much as i can
# Corny
R: dude- 1st rule of #: The # and the word are stuck to each other like a pair of intercoursing eels.
me: #like
R: #getit
me: the ‘space’ kinda is clean #sophisticated
R: oh god woman
me: #enjoy
R: ok stop
me: #loveme
R: it is #ANNOYING
me: #i kno
R: what love me
what the fuck
me: no no - say #WTF
R: no
me: pz say na
#plz
R: #WHATTHEFUCKISTHISGOINGON
me: #guess
#-ishing u
R: dear friend, due to your continued and annoying excessive #-ishing me, i am going to block you from my chat now. #kthxbai
me: #ouch
#sad
#sorry
do u wnt me to sing for u
i can
the best song eva
(singing) plz forgive me....
R: from your cube
oh god
me: (singing) i know not wt i do
no no singing here #silly
R: are you sure you want me to forgive you
me: (singing) plz forgive me - i cant stop #ishing u
me: i no keel u (*influenced by Achmed –the dead terrorist)
#love
R: man these headphones are bad. they cant cancel out the i keel you noise
oh god
R: RAKHI SAWANT skin specialist kade geli ani vicharle
"aanghol kartana kai lavoo?"
Skin specialist: "Bai tu fakta daar laav"
me: hahahaha
#reallyfunny